Alison's Tumbler, I guess...

fishingboatproceeds:

Noted supermodel Heidi Klum has apparently read and enjoyed my novel The Fault in Our Stars, which she called “great” and said “really makes you think.”

File under: Improbable Wonderments

This one time, I went to trivia at a bar with some friends, but we didn’t realize that it was sports trivia that night. With our group consisting of two gay guys, three archaeologists, and a philologist (yes I know stereotypes are bad but they apply here; also that sounds like the start of a really bad joke OH WAIT IT IS) we naturally had difficulty answering most of the questions. So we decided that the answer to every question we didn’t know was “Heidi Klum”, which led to hilarity like “What retired football coach is now a spokesperson for a male-enhancement drug?” “Heidi Klum.”